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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Borrowing from my Sister-Friend

I saw this on Pryncess Kat's blog, & had to borrow it for awhile. (I promise to bring it back next Tuesday..)
Isn't it nice to see the questions being put on the other side of the equasion? I love it!!
Very thought provoking..
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HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE


1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own orientation?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever considered aversion therapy?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems (s)he would face?
Comments:
I'm going to go out on a political limb here and say that homophobia has little to do with actual GAY...and everything to do with sexism.

If we can change our views of women being inferior, homophobia will be a thing of the past.

That aside, this questionnaire ROCKS!! I love it! :)
 
I love this one too and good for you for posting it. Have had you on my mind today-everything going okay for you?
 
Sorry about Eddie - must have got to you through me. They are like a virus. You want to see his latest offering - I almost lost my dinner!

A very interesting set of questions, and something to think about on the train. When did I become heterosexual? And do I want to change that condition. Mind you, I don't know who said it, but some said that you havn'e lived unles you've tried everything at least once!
 
Yes Miss World, you're right.. when we honor every person for the Being they are.. we won't have to catagorize like this. Because you can take the 'heterosexual' out of the question & interchange it w/ any bias. It all becomes silly..
If we can't promote each other's right-to-be, why can't we learn to simply tolerate & do-no-harm, in the very least.
Hi JC! Things are going well, actually. The house sold yesterday, so we're on our way to moving to TN.. and soon the SpiritWorks Spiritual Center will be having retreats in the Smokies..yay!
I agree Mark, the Eddies of the world are like a virus, & one can only hope they tire of playing their games. He's such a sad little soul, seeking validation thru the rank & file of the GOP machine. Little comfort there (unless he has a Halliburton connection..;o)
I'm a believer that our sexuality is encoded genetically from conception. Becoming 'curious' is a whole other ballgame.
But we are certainly 'programmed' by society w/ the pink vs blue clothing.. rough play vs 'be nice'.. ad infinitum
 
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