Cherokee Sage Woman

In keeping w/ Miss World's Vacation Bolg on the Yay-Yays.. I felt I had to share where 'not' to go on your summer vacation..
I didn't make these up.. so the politically incorrect ones are not my doing. But the Mt Pampers in Cincinnatti looks mighty appealing..

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Bottom 50 Best Vacation Spots!
Museum Of Teeth: Bredford, South Carolina
Suburban Wigger Heritage Theme Park: Lake Ronkonkoma, Long Island
Wesson® Canola Oil Flume Family Fun Park: Gainsboro, Illinois
Three Mile Island Playhouse Featuring Hortence, the Mennonite Spinster With the Superfluous External Heart: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Rufus' "World of Maggots and Leecharium": Pensacola, Florida
Asphalt Flats State Park: Newark, New Jersey
Post-Industrial Blight & Mugging World: Detroit, Michigan
HomoDisney: San Francisco, California
The Eiffel Tower: Las Vegas, Nevada
Mt. Pampers: Cincinnatti, Ohio
Gratuitous Christian Allegory Hotel: Narnia
Interpretive Dancing Whimsical Chimney Sweep Theme Park: London, England
The Amazing World of Dirt: McHenry, North Dakota
Birthplace of Walter Mondale: Ceylon, Minnesota
Reverend Lonnie's Clothing-Optional Trampoline Park: Fullerton, Oregon
The World's Third Largest Meatball: East Orange, New Jersey
Triple Crown Glue Factory: Louisville, Kentucky
Annual "Miss Nostrils-Full-Of-Blowflies" Human Skeleton Pageant: Khartoum, Sudan
Yellowstone National Park Annual Snowmobile Drag Race & Bison Stampede: Madison, Wyoming
Thunderdome: The Outback, Post-Apocalyptic Australia
La Isla de Carnival Cruise Lines' Tropical Poverty Voyeurism Safari
Jackowood: Vatican City
Deep Fried Snout 'n Hoof Chow Down: Birmingham, Alabama
The Colossus of Toads: Swamptown, Louisiana
Harmony Starfire's Organic Composting and Garbage Recycling Commune: Bennington, Vermont
Wet & Wanton Water Orgy Park: Montgomery, Alabama
Swanson International Foods Central Poultry Processing Abattoir & Gift Emporium: Allentown, Pennsylvania
La Jolla Sludge Pits: La Jolla, California
Enslaved Sickly Ocean Mammal World: Orlando, Florida
Enchanted Valley of the Strip Malls: Keene, New Hampshire
Camp Cockfight: Dozier, Alabama
Fairfield, Nebraska: Home of Dickie the Cowboy Dwarf's Miniature Collie Rodeo
Cellulite Beach: Galveston, Texas
Atomic Testing and Fallout Zone State Park & Recreation Area: Frenchman Flats, Nevada
Franzia Vineyards Annual Wine Lover's Chug-a-lug Face-Off and Riding Mower Demolition Derby: Sonoma, California
The Fetid Grotto: Star City, Arkansas
Smith & Wesson World Famous Taxidermy Petting Zoo: Springfield, Massachusetts
Mt. Bushmore: Crawford, Texas
Six Flags Over Chernobyl
The Leaning Tower of Trenton, New Jersey
Annual White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Hillbilly Hootenanny & Christian Pyrotechnics Workshop: Flora, Mississippi
The One and Only 72-Hour "Techno Tots" Pre-Schooler Ecstasy Rave: Ibiza, Spain
Styrofoamhenge: Fairview, Oklahoma
Jerome the Jolly Jumbo Lawn Jockey: Darlen, Georgia
Crystal Lake Fantasy Serial Killer Camp: Vorhees, Illinois
Universal Studios – Catacombs of Capitalism: Dallas, Texas
Monument to Veterans of Foreign Brothels: Chippewa County, Minnesota
World Famous Phosphorescent Mucus Geyser: Flifton, Arizona
Ye Olde Drive-Thru Colonoscopy Clinic: Hanna, Wyoming
Whitey McPowder's Pink Eyes Jamboree: Albinoville, USA