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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Onion reports it 1st!

Bush Hides U.S. Report Card In Sock Drawer
February 14, 2006 | Issue 42•07

CRAWFORD, TX—According to White House sources, following yet another disappointing grading period for the nation he leads, President Bush hid the national report card in his bedroom sock drawer Monday. "We, as a nation, got a D in international relations, a D in economics, and an F in military history," Bush reportedly said. "We must work hard to make sure no one finds out about this." Critics say the report-card-hiding effort is immature, and point out that the sock drawer is the first place The New York Times will look.
Comments:
Hahaha, kinda goes hand-in-hand with Mark's blog: items of embarrassment are hidden in the name of "national security".
 
I bet that sock drawer is mighty crowded!
 
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