Cherokee Sage Woman

PORT-A-GATE: TOP TEN REASONS BUSH BACKS CONTROL OF PORTS BY ARAB-OWNED COMPANY

10. STRICTER LIMITS ON THE IMPORTATION OF PORNOGRAPHY.

9. LONGSHOREMEN ARE SO UGLY THEY’D LOOK BETTER IN A BURKA.

8. WITH THINGS GOING BADLY IN IRAQ, PERHAPS IT IS BETTER TO FIGHT THEM HERE INSTEAD OF OVER THERE.

7. ADDITIONAL REVENUE FROM HIGHER TARIFFS ON DANISH CARTOONS.

6. PRESSURE FROM REVERENDS FALWELL AND ROBERTSON TO IMPORT MORE VIRGINS.

5. NO REAL THREAT FROM TERRORISTS: DICK CHENEY WILL RIDE “SHOTGUN” ON ALL CONTAINER INSPECTIONS.

4. DEAL FOLLOWS BUSH DOCTRINE OF “FOX IN THE CHICKEN COOP”: SEE ENERGY BILL WRITTEN BY ENERGY COMPANIES.

3. WITH GLOBAL WARMING, WORLD IS GOING TO HELL ANYWAY.

2. BUSH FINALLY SUCCEEDS IN BEING A “UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER.”

1. WHOLE ISSUE IS MUCH ADO ABOUT NUTTIN’ — EVERYONE KNOWS PORTS ARE REALLY CONTROLLED BY THE MOB.