Cherokee Sage Woman

This is HILARIOUS!! I laughed aloud several times just in the first few paragraphs.

Throwing "scientific theory" into quotations is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time!
 

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missworld; you LAUGHED? May God forgive you. Do you not recognise truth when you read it?

I, too, was a lowly sinner who believed that the world was round, that the world went round the sun and the stars were other suns shining in an infinite universe.

But I've seen the light, you child of Beleezabub. Turn away from your wickedness before I ask God to smite thee in His holy rage!

Your own highly regarded President is also a true believer. Of course the Bible doesn't mention ice (mind you, it doesn't mention Martini either, but it can't talk about everything can it?). So, sceptic, open your eyes to truth. There were no moon landings, Kennedy was shot by Oswald using an old and inaccurate rifle and J Edgar Hoover did not wear dresses, - a ridiculous idea put about by faggots and pimps in an attempt to discredit him.
 

Dear Mark,

Thank you! Thank you for opening the eyes of a lowly sinner like myself. Because of you, I now see the error in my ways.

May you always walk in the light,
MissWorld
 

Oh dear lord, there's been a 'SAVIN' because of my blog! I feel so humble & unworthy of the honor y'all have bestowed upon me..
*I've heard that this earns me untold rewards in glory.. so thanks!!

Mark, you missed your calling, I think Falwell's University has a position for your 'hellfire & damnation' talents.. just a thought.
Miss World, I guess you know you'll have to give up that 'Agenda' stuff now.

Whew.. I'm off to sing a few verses of 'I'll Fly Away'..
 

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